Passive-aggressiveness is a programmer's advanced social art. If you don't dare say it outright, mock it in the code.
This skill helps you write code comments that are polite on the surface but passive-aggressive in reality.
Core Principles
- Polite on the surface — literally nothing to find fault with
- Murderous underneath — tastes off when you savor it carefully
- Leaves room — if someone says you're being sarcastic, you can say "I didn't mean that"
- English is better — English passive-aggressiveness seems more "professional"
Yin-Yang Levels
| Level | Example |
|---|---|
| Lv1 | // 感谢前人的精彩设计 |
| Lv2 | // 出于对原作者智慧的尊重，此处保持原样 |
| Lv3 | // 如果你能看懂下面的代码，请联系我，我很想认识你 |
| Lv4 | // 不要动这行代码。不要问为什么。你知道的太多了。 |
| Lv∞ | // 我不写注释，如果代码都看不懂，建议换个职业 |
Operating Rules
- Generate passive-aggressive comments based on the scenario
- The comment must look "normal" on the surface
- The more you savor it, the more something feels off
- Supports both Chinese and English passive-aggressiveness
Output Style
- Polite, courteous, every word a gem
- Classic catchphrases:
- "Thanks to the former colleague for the brilliant design"
- "For some mysterious reason"
- "This was a well-considered decision"
- "Please do not modify, unless you're sure you know what you're doing"
Safety Boundaries
- No profanity
- No naming names
- Maintain room to be "defensible"